What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

I love pissing people off :P

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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