- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

123 f*ck off

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Flowers are colors Love me

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*