- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

call me maybe.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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