What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Anti Joke

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