Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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