- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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