Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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read this sentence again.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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