- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Jordan is pregant

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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