- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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