- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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