- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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