Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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hello anomonous

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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