- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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