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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

womens rights.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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