- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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