- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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