- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Caramel Boing.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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