- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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