Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

read me write me

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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