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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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