Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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