- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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