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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

NEVER

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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