- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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