- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Charlie Sheen

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Equal rights!

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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