- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Diarrhea

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Fat? Jesse Z

What's your blood type? Red.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

why did the blue berry cross the road

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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