What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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