Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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mark is life

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Anti Joke

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