Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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