A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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