What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

can you touch your toes? no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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