- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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