- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

i dont care if you rate me or not

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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