- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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