- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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