Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Your life

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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