- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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