- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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