- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Brain fart

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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