- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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