So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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