- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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