Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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