- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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