- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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