- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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