What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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