Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Granny porn!

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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