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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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