- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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