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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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