- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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