- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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