What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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No your aunties a joke

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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