- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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