- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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