- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

i dont fisish anythi

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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