If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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A American seeking into mexico

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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