- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

binladin walks into the american seals

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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