Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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