- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

hey hey apple

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