WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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What's blue? The sky.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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