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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Women's rights

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

LeBron in the fourth quarter

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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