- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Yellow People !!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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