Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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feminism

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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what is 3+3= 8

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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