Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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feminism

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