So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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