- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

knock knock go away!!!

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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