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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

hi michael

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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