Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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