- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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