- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Dead girls can't say no.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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