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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

CAVE JOHNSON.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

i like turtles

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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