- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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