- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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