- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

I used to know what alzheimers was

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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