- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

read me write me

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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