How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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