Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

someone called someone else a frog

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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