How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Whats green? The color green.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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