whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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