What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Everybody will die

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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