- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Whats green? The color green.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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