- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Yo Momma So Fat!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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