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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

what is 3+3= 8

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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