- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

copy me and i will kill you

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

black people

SUCK MY NUTS

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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