what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Women's Rights

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