roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What page are you on The gay page.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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