- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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