- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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