- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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