- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

a man checks his mypsace

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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