George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Immigration Laws

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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