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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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