A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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