- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."