Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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