- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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