A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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