- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Fine, ladies first.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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