- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Whose your daddy? Not me

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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