Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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