3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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