Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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