- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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