One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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