PENIS that is all

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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