- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Who is John Galt?

Who wants $300? Me too.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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