Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Beka has AIDS

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

penis. nuff said.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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