Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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