- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

The Blonde walked into a wall.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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