- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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