What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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