- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

ask me if im a door yes

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man walks into a vagina

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