What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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