- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

XD Jackass.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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