- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

So a seal walks into a club.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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