- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

* anti-punchline

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

This statement is false.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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