Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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This is an anti- joke

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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