What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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