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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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