- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

why did the blue berry cross the road

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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