- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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