- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

No it doesnt..

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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