What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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