Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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sadf

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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