- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

the NAACP

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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