Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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