- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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