- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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