What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

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taking out the trash... at night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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