- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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