woman's rights

Turkeys are obese

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What is funnier than 24 69

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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