- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What fires shots? A gun

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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