- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Detroit has a low crime rate

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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