Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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