What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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