Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Brain fart

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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