- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

I hate blackniggers

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