- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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