- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

your face

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

how much fish could a chicken

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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