What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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9/11

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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