- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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