- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Your're racist.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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