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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what do you call a black chef glendon

an american walks out of a strip club.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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