- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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