Justin's life

A bar walks into a man

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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