why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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i'm hard

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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