What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Faithful men.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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