- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

what's white and sticky semen

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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