- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

angelo snyder is not ga

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Iif your reading this ur gay

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

alert('The Game')

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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