- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did the fish fly It didn't

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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