Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Please don't shoot me

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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