The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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