What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Your're racist.

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Anti Joke

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