- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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