- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What are annoying? Ads.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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