- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

My Nan, that is all.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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