You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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