- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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