- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Latvia isn't a joke

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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