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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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