- Anti Joke

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

kennah campion when she talks

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!