Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

destiny

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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