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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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