What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

I hate blackniggers

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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