- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

black people

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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