Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Indians

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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A man was shot. He died.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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dead dibbs

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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