A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Sir, your wife is dead

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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I'm so punny.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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