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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Womens rights

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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