Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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