- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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