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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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