if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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