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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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