- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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