You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

hi jonny

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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