- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

a chinese man pays the full price

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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